____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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