Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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