dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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