google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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