do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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