Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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