please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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