From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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