xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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