I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
there was a trapeze. enough said
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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