We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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