Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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