im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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