This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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