This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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