i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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