I am puke
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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