Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Small penises have feelings too.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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