I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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