i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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