Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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