come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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