is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
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It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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