Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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