I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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