I can't watch pbs sober anymore
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Mom said you looked used
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
sex in a hospital.. check
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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