just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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