I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
