That's when you crack a 10am beer
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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