So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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