I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My dick has a subreddit
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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