I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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