I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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