why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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