Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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