You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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