can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
tell me about the fingering
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