I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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