it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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