did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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