ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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