i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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