Where did you get a picture of my penis
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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