I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
