did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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