New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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