Where are you?
In a non slutty way
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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