I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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