So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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