You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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