I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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