I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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