I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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