Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It all started with a game of naked twister.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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