just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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