Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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