David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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