And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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