Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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